Close the Beaches!

But what about the children?!!?!?:

• Police shut down car traffic to Montrose Beach at Wilson and Montrose avenues Monday afternoon because of overcrowding, officials said.
  
  About noon, authorities decided to stop all traffic at both entrances, police said.

At least it was for a real reason - overcrowding - and not because it "was too hot" like McJerseyShore claimed.

(edited for correct supernintendo)