sarcasm AND silliness
Is There a Subpoena Around?
Rumor is that a process server was spotted in the vicinity : Former Mayor Richard M. Daley has canceled plans for a speech at a small college in Mic…
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Good Point
From the comments: ...we can't accept a free coffee, but we can accept a free house....? Hey Loretta, you want to check in here..... hey, where d…
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003 Killing
In last night's post, The King was seen cradling Jack's severed head. Tonight, "The Burger Wars" erupted in full force: Oh god Lil…
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Bankers' Hours
Once again, Detroit leads the way : Detroit, which has one of the highest crime rates of large American cities, plans to close its police stations …
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Time Magazine Cover
Evidently, Time did a big article on how Rahm is running Chicago. We assume that since it's Time and Rahm is still part of the political establi…
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003 Shooting - On Video!
It's getting bad over there: Looks like Commander Crump-Hales's dream of a peaceful resolution to gang conflict is crashing down around her e…
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Say it Isn't So
How will Sox fans ever survive? MILWAUKEE - MillerCoors LLC says goodbye to Zima. The joint venture between SABMiller's U.S. unit and Molson Coor…
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Steven Spielberg Called
Not to make light of crime, but... : North Aurora police today released a sketch of one of two men who bound a woman in a home invasion Friday and s…
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Close the Beaches!
But what about the children?!!?!?: Police shut down car traffic to Montrose Beach at Wilson and Montrose avenues Monday afternoon because of overcro…
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Bubblehead Dollars
Look what is the coin of the realm for all debts, public and private: Unfortunately, the rate of inflation on this currency is rivaling that of Venez…
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sarcasm AND silliness
sarcasm AND silliness
No Murders = Bonuses!
Here's an idea we could get behind : Following the news that suburban Aurora did not record a single homicide in 2012, Mayor Tom Weisner is prop…
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Road Trip!
If we're so short handed that we can't give anyone the day off, why are we sending 50 Officers to North Carolina for the Democratic National …
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Exceptionally Cleared/Closed
The homicide clearance rate leapt upwards this week: Tests show that the remains in a suburban Philadelphia grave are indeed those of a 19th century …
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Second City Construction
So it seems that General Services sent out an e-mail stating that the amazing collapsing station in 001 will have the center structural wall with the…
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Housing Crisis Over!
At least for some connected people that is : Former Mayor Richard Daley has sold his longtime Near South Side town house to his daughter and her husb…
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Halloween Fun
Be careful trick of treating: And watch out for this place - it's scary as heck:
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Imprinting
Defined as follows: impress or stamp (a mark or outline) on a surface or body Reasonably observant folks can tell when someone is carrying something …
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