- A mystery is ongoing at the Cook County Medical Examiner's Office: the body of a woman who died last Friday is missing.
The funeral home hired by the family of Rosalie Schultz went to the medical examiner's office today to pick up the woman's remains. After several hours of waiting, officials there told the funeral director they could not find Schultz's body.
The director says understaffing could be to blame for the mix-up.
Understaffing. Great. Someone call the Toddler so he can hire another relative at six-figures to keep track of the dead. Fortunately, there is a solution on the horizon:
- The director apologized for the mix up and promised the Schultz family a replacement dead body of equal or greater emotional value as soon as one became available.
Ok, we made that last part up.
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