More BS

Where's the learning curve?

• The tow truck business owner allegedly wanted a "big favor."
  
  In exchange for agreeing to make a Chicago police officer's car disappear so the officer could fraudulently collect on his insurance, the owner wanted the officer to chase rival tow trucks from accident scenes, authorities say.
  
  As part of the scam, the police officer would declare his car stolen, and the tow truck company would hand over the car to a co-schemer who would take it apart, sell the parts and keep the money, authorities say.

Just freaking wonderful.