Pat, Come Work for Us

Evidently, it's true. Pat Camden is no more.

And if the rumors are to be believed, Skeletor herself is to be eased out shortly.

In the meantime, we'd like to make this offer:

• Pat, come work for us.

Obviously, we can't match your recent salary over at media affairs ($118,260), but we can offer you the chance to tell your side, mingle with the rank and file again, and redeem yourself after that horseshit job you and John Henry were doing at the "official" police department blog.

What have you got to lose? Your pride?