Valet Sir?

This is great:

• So this morning I turn into the 011 District parking structure and am stopped by a guy in a black jacket with a "General Parking" patch on it. He motions for me to roll down the window so I do and he says " good morning, may I valet your car"?
  
  So I look at him and realize it is Steve Georgas in disguise trying to commandeer my newer 4 door car for his VRI car shortage problems.
  
  I said "no thanks but you can check the pressure in my tires".

We think we hurt ourselves laughing so hard. Nicely done.